{"id":258,"date":"2022-09-19T17:02:27","date_gmt":"2022-09-19T15:02:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/via-cultura.sk\/?p=258"},"modified":"2022-09-19T17:02:27","modified_gmt":"2022-09-19T15:02:27","slug":"slovakiana-nepodareny-vtip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/via-cultura.sk\/en\/slovakiana-nepodareny-vtip\/","title":{"rendered":"Slovakiana: nepodaren\u00fd vtip"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Po rokoch ve\u013ek\u00fdch pl\u00e1nov a t\u00e1rania ministersk\u00fdch \u00faradn\u00edkov MK SR a informatikov v\u0161etk\u00fdch mast\u00ed je po vlne rekl\u00e1m vo verejnopr\u00e1vnych m\u00e9di\u00e1ch na\u0161a N\u00e1rodn\u00e1 Digit\u00e1lna Studnica kult\u00fary, umenia, poznania a \u013eudov\u00fdch trad\u00edci\u00ed online<\/a>!<\/p>\n

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Kone\u010dne m\u00e1me svoju n\u00e1rodn\u00fa obdobu Europeany, ktorou sme sa zaradili medzi svetov\u00e9 kult\u00farne elity. Vy\u0161e mili\u00f3n kult\u00farnych objektov zadarmo na webe, hl\u00e1si Slovakiana. Ministerstvo Kult\u00fary SR je patri\u010dne hrd\u00e9. Je podp\u00edsan\u00e9 v p\u00e4te ka\u017edej str\u00e1nky vyh\u013ead\u00e1vania. \u017de sa Ministerstvo kult\u00fary SR p\u00ed\u0161e s\u00a0mal\u00fdm \u201ek\u201c<\/b>\u00a0v slove kult\u00fara? No a\u00a0\u010do! Nakoniec, ke\u010f je na\u0161a Kult\u00fara tak\u00e1 jedine\u010dn\u00e1, ani jej v\u00fdkladn\u00e1 skri\u0148a Slovakiana predsa nemus\u00ed dodr\u017eiava\u0165 slovensk\u00fd pravopis. Skr\u00e1tka, nejak\u00fd dobre zaplaten\u00fd aj\u0165\u00e1k ho nemus\u00ed ovl\u00e1da\u0165 a\u00a0ministersk\u00ed \u00faradn\u00edci u\u017e nemali \u010das to skontrolova\u0165: Alebo ani oni neovl\u00e1daj\u00fa pravopis?<\/p>\n

(Aktualiz\u00e1cia 9.12.2015: prev\u00e1dzkovate\u013e Slovakiany je zjavne citliv\u00fd na verejn\u00fa mienku a spomedzi na\u0161ich v\u00fd\u010ditiek si ako najp\u00e1l\u010divej\u0161iu vybral ve\u013ek\u00e9 K v Ministerstvo kult\u00fary. A tak sa uk\u00e1zalo, \u017ee m\u00e1 probl\u00e9my nielen s pravopisom, ale aj so spr\u00e1vnym pou\u017e\u00edvan\u00edm c\u00e9\u010dka v kr\u00fa\u017eku. Moment\u00e1lne je na str\u00e1nke v tir\u00e1\u017ei \u201c\u00a9 Projekt je spolufinancovan\u00fd z prostriedkov Eur\u00f3pskeho fondu region\u00e1lneho rozvoja<\/strong>\u201c. Ak teda budete chcie\u0165 rie\u0161i\u0165 ak\u00e9ko\u013evek veci oh\u013eadom autorsk\u00fdch pr\u00e1v, vybavte si to s prostriedkami Eur\u00f3pskeho fondu region\u00e1lneho rozvoja. S\u00fa na \u00fa\u010dtoch dod\u00e1vate\u013eov.)<\/em><\/p>\n

Zaraz\u00ed v\u00e1s, \u017ee je cel\u00fd port\u00e1l len v \u010diernobielych farb\u00e1ch? Domnievame sa, \u017ee to je z\u00e1mer, nejak\u00e1 nov\u00e1 \u201ekreat\u00edvna\u201c idea, lebo kreativita je nov\u00e9 heslo ministerstva. Alebo nie\u010do nestihli? Je to nie\u010do do\u010dasn\u00e9? Nu\u017e potom upozor\u0148ujeme, \u017ee s\u00a0do\u010dasnos\u0165ou m\u00e1me ve\u013emi zl\u00e9 sk\u00fasenosti. Ale pre\u010do to potom spustili? Len preto, \u017ee to bolo v pl\u00e1ne?<\/p>\n

Navrhujeme, aby sme neboli malichern\u00ed a\u00a0tak sa dajme do vyh\u013ead\u00e1vania. Zad\u00e1me: Kr\u00e1\u013e Janko, <\/b>jeden <\/b>z\u00a0najlep\u0161\u00edch slovensk\u00fdch b\u00e1snikov. F\u00fa\u00fa\u00fa, kopa v\u00fdsledkov. Prv\u00fd obr\u00e1zok pre istotu, aby nebolo poch\u00fdb \u2013 fotka Jankovho hrobu<\/a>. D\u00e1ko je na\u0161ikmo, asi mal fotograf alebo stat\u00edv krat\u0161iu nohu. A mo\u017eno je to \u010fal\u0161\u00ed kreat\u00edvny z\u00e1mer zachyti\u0165 pokriven\u00fd Jankov poh\u013ead na svet, ovplyvnen\u00fd alkoholom. Chceli by ste sa pozrie\u0165 na Jankov rukopis Zakliatej panny, ktor\u00fd je v\u00a0arch\u00edve SNK? Zabudnite. Na \u00fatechu sa m\u00f4\u017eete zozn\u00e1mi\u0165 s mno\u017estvom s\u010d\u00edtac\u00edch h\u00e1rkov \u013eud\u00ed s menom Kr\u00e1\u013e, alebo aspo\u0148 b\u00fdvaj\u00facich na Kr\u00e1\u013eovej ulici po celom Slovensku. \u010co mali chud\u00e1ci \u00faradn\u00edci urobi\u0165, ke\u010f Ma\u010fari\u010d po\u017eadoval spustenie port\u00e1lu a oni do neho nemali \u010do da\u0165? Kult\u00farny objekt by mal pod\u013ea eur\u00f3pskych pravidiel predstavova\u0165 knihy, filmy, obrazy, partit\u00fary, str\u00e1nky kult\u00farnych \u010dasopisov a podobne. My sme zaradili medzi na\u0161e \u201ckult\u00farne objekty\u201d st\u00e1tis\u00edce \u0161tatistick\u00fdch s\u010d\u00edtac\u00edch h\u00e1rkov, kde sa m\u00f4\u017eete zozn\u00e1mi\u0165 s menami a adresami ob\u010danov Slovenska. Kreat\u00edvne! Jeden list s\u010d\u00edtacieho h\u00e1rku sa rovn\u00e1 jeden \u201ckult\u00farny objekt\u201d a tomu otravn\u00e9mu Bruselu sa predsa vykazuje po\u010det \u201ckult\u00farnych objektov\u201d, nie? Na\u0161a vymodlen\u00e1 Slovakiana je teda s\u010dasti nie\u010do ako star\u00fd \u017elt\u00fd telef\u00f3nny zoznam, len bez \u010d\u00edsel. Tvorivos\u0165 po slovensky! Chceme protestova\u0165, \u017ee to tam nepatr\u00ed? Zvyknite si, \u017ee s\u010d\u00edtac\u00ed h\u00e1rok je kult\u00farny objekt jak svi\u0148a!<\/p>\n

Kn\u00edh by sa v\u00e1m zachcelo v Slovakiane? Dopredu upozor\u0148ujeme, \u017ee skuto\u010dn\u00e9 knihy tam nen\u00e1jdete. Slovensk\u00ed spisovatelia mali tri mesiace na uvo\u013enenie autorsk\u00fdch pr\u00e1v na digitaliz\u00e1ciu pre na\u0161u jedine\u010dn\u00fa kult\u00farnu Slovakianu. Mnoh\u00ed to asi nestihli<\/a>. A p\u00e1n minister nevyhl\u00e1sil \u017eiadny dramatick\u00fd apel, a\u00a0aj m\u00e9di\u00e1 boli ticho. Ak si teda chcete prezera\u0165 n\u00e1\u0161 n\u00e1rodn\u00fd poklad najdrah\u0161\u00ed \u2013 doslova \u2013 teda knihy, mus\u00edte \u00eds\u0165 na \u00faplne in\u00fa str\u00e1nku, na dikda.snk.sk<\/a> \u2013 a tam, mimo Slovakiany, v \u00faplne inom syst\u00e9me, \u00faplne inom, novom, duplicitnom katal\u00f3gu sa dozviete, \u017ee knihy zadarmo si len tak naver\u00edmboha na internete vy\u010ditova\u0165 nebudete! Zdvihnite zadok a z\u00e1jdite do Martina do Slovenskej n\u00e1rodnej kni\u017enice osobne ako za star\u00fdch \u010dias. Ve\u010f viete, m\u00e1me nov\u00fd z\u00e1kon o autorsk\u00fdch pr\u00e1vach. A to aj pri dielach os\u00f4b, ktor\u00e9 sa v hrobe obracaj\u00fa dlh\u0161ie ako 70 rokov. To\u0165 hentamtok v Ma\u010farsku u\u017e pred 10 rokmi, ke\u010f sme na Slovensku e\u0161te st\u00e1le len t\u00e1rali o digitaliz\u00e1cii, spr\u00edstupnili digit\u00e1lne kult\u00farne dedi\u010dstvo Ma\u010farska zadarmo na \u00fa\u010dely vzdel\u00e1vania pre \u0161koly. To je na Slovensku dodnes digit\u00e1lna vedeck\u00e1 fantastika. Ak to budeme chcie\u0165, zrejme budeme musie\u0165 na to vyc\u00e1lova\u0165 \u010fal\u0161ie mili\u00f3ny. Ministerstvo Kult\u00fary zrejme zase vyberie vyvolen\u00fa firmu, ktor\u00e1 si vylep\u0161\u00ed tr\u017eby o p\u00e1r mili\u00f3nov a\u00a0potom n\u00e1m predlo\u017e\u00ed \u010fal\u0161\u00ed pa\u0161kvil. A e\u0161te budeme potrebova\u0165 aspo\u0148 nieko\u013eko tis\u00edc eur na vy\u0161kolenie ka\u017ed\u00e9ho jedn\u00e9ho u\u010dite\u013ea, ako stiahnu\u0165 d\u017eejpeg a empeg a vlo\u017ei\u0165 ho pre deck\u00e1 do p\u00e1urpointu.<\/p>\n

Ke\u010f na\u010driete do Slovakiany hlb\u0161ie, naraz\u00edte okrem bezmenn\u00fdch objektov (sprev\u00e1dzan\u00fdch vskutku nepr\u00ed\u010detnou hl\u00e1\u0161kou \u201cMetadata je do\u010dasne nedostupn\u00fd<\/i>\u201d) aj na stovky za\u010diernen\u00fdch \u201ckult\u00farnych objektov\u201d, ktor\u00e9 nie s\u00fa zdigitalizovan\u00e9, ale pokia\u013e ich tam chcete ma\u0165, m\u00f4\u017eete za ne zahlasova\u0165, s\u0165aby ich lajkova\u0165. \u017de s\u00fa tieto m\u0155tve kult\u00farne du\u0161e zahrnut\u00e9 do po\u010dtu vy\u0161e mili\u00f3na spr\u00edstupnen\u00fdch objektov? Ani s t\u00fdmto podvodom sa neza\u0165a\u017eujte, brausujte a\u00a0hlasujte, alebo si aspo\u0148 pozrite nejak\u00e9 celkom pekn\u00e9 propaga\u010dn\u00e9 videjk\u00e1 na\u0161ich n\u00e1rodn\u00fdch kult\u00farnych in\u0161tit\u00faci\u00ed.<\/p>\n

Z\u00e1ver IKP<\/b>: \u010dakali sme na december s nap\u00e4t\u00edm, kedy kone\u010dne nastane ten z\u00e1zrak a my sa budeme p\u00fd\u0161i\u0165 Slovakianou ako tou najmodernej\u0161ou prezent\u00e1ciou slovenskej kult\u00fary. Ale minister M. Ma\u010fari\u010d a jeho spolupracovn\u00edci sa zrejme spoliehaj\u00fa na to, \u017ee:<\/p>\n

a)<\/strong> Slov\u00e1kom, vystra\u0161en\u00fdm ute\u010dencami, teroristick\u00fdmi \u00fatokmi 2 000 km \u010faleko od Bratislavy, ani len nenapadne otvori\u0165 si Slovakianu \u2013 nakoniec, my sme ju neplatili, to n\u00e1m Brusel nan\u00fatil tie stovky mili\u00f3nov \u2013 a tak sme im uk\u00e1zali, ako to\u00a0treba robi\u0165!,<\/p>\n

b)<\/strong> na Slovensku niet nikoho, kto by sa nad takto spackanou a dovrzanou Slovakianou e\u0161te aj pozastavoval. V\u0161etci to maj\u00fa v pa\u017ei \u2013 minister predsa pozn\u00e1 svojich kult\u00farnikov a\u00a0predpoklad\u00e1, \u017ee ani nep\u00edpnu,<\/p>\n

c)<\/strong> port\u00e1l Slovakiana m\u00f4\u017eeme pova\u017eova\u0165 za s\u00fa\u010das\u0165 z\u00e1bavn\u00e9ho programu ved\u00facej milovanej strany pred prich\u00e1dzaj\u00facimi vo\u013ebami, lebo naozaj vyzer\u00e1 ako simplexn\u00fd predsedov vtip pre d\u00f4chodcov,<\/p>\n

d)<\/strong> ke\u010f sa na informatiz\u00e1ciu Slovenska rozkradla cca miliarda eur<\/a>, tak \u013eudia m\u00e1vnu rukou nad nejak\u00fdmi p\u00e1r desiatkami mili\u00f3nov eur, ktor\u00e9 pripadli rezortu kult\u00fary.<\/p>\n

T\u00e1to na\u0161a anal\u00fdza Slovakiany by sa sk\u00f4r hodila do silvestrovsk\u00e9ho programu, ale mus\u00edme sa prizna\u0165, \u017ee je n\u00e1m to v\u00a0IKP ve\u013emi \u013e\u00fato. Nerob\u00edme si il\u00fazie o tom, \u017ee by na probl\u00e9moch v slovenskej kult\u00fare niekomu naozaj z\u00e1le\u017ealo. Napr\u00edklad ministrovi, \u00faradn\u00edkom, kult\u00farnej verejnosti, nebodaj aj ob\u010danom, ale takto zm\u00e1rni\u0165 jedine\u010dn\u00fa \u0161ancu? Na ktor\u00fa u\u017e nikdy nebudeme ma\u0165 na\u0161e vlastn\u00e9 peniaze?<\/p>\n

Je n\u00e1m to naozaj ve\u013emi \u013e\u00fato.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Po rokoch ve\u013ek\u00fdch pl\u00e1nov a t\u00e1rania ministersk\u00fdch \u00faradn\u00edkov MK SR a informatikov v\u0161etk\u00fdch mast\u00ed je po vlne rekl\u00e1m vo verejnopr\u00e1vnych m\u00e9di\u00e1ch na\u0161a N\u00e1rodn\u00e1 Digit\u00e1lna Studnica kult\u00fary, umenia, poznania a \u013eudov\u00fdch trad\u00edci\u00ed online!   Kone\u010dne m\u00e1me svoju n\u00e1rodn\u00fa obdobu Europeany, ktorou sme sa zaradili medzi svetov\u00e9 kult\u00farne elity. Vy\u0161e mili\u00f3n kult\u00farnych objektov zadarmo na webe, hl\u00e1si […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-258","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komentare"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/via-cultura.sk\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/258","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/via-cultura.sk\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/via-cultura.sk\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/via-cultura.sk\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/via-cultura.sk\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=258"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/via-cultura.sk\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/258\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":259,"href":"https:\/\/via-cultura.sk\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/258\/revisions\/259"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/via-cultura.sk\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=258"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/via-cultura.sk\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=258"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/via-cultura.sk\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=258"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}